Spammers say the darndest things:
I have a great idea for a Broadway show, My company is Lice**** the professional service for the removal of head lice. The anguish,helplessness, and then the relief of the Parents with children with head lice is a wonderfull setting for a Broadway hit. Please contact me at 917-***-****.
Tickets go on sale… never.
Akismet 
So what would they name the show that will never be, Lice Cream or perhaps the Seven Day Itch?
LOL, I’ll make sure to bring a fine tooth comb to that presentation.
I believe it’s a musical. Seriously, I’d love to see the dancing dandruff sequence. I mean that!
I paid homage to Akismet in my SPAMWARS screenplay!
*I wonder if this comment constitutes as spamming
I expect you mean “darnedest.”
Great, i feel itchy already! Hopefully Lice protection will be in a future upgrade of Akismet!
Lousy spammers… 🙂
LOL that’s a real scary presentation to go to :D. I don’t want any lice dancing around my head. Anyway you sure got the point across in a very effective way.
Sadly, i have no headlice puns as it seems i’ve been beaten to it.
However, i’ve gotta say that’s pretty damn awesome. I wish i got spam as funny as that.